willow | 18 | colorado | aspiring writer and dog groomer

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s majestic huskies. -Hellbetty42

(via galosengen)

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via hotboyproblems)

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

(via galosengen)

i had a dream we had sex again and i laughed in your face about the size of your dick

can my stomach never growl ever again

i understand you’re trying to communicate something to me but i don’t appreciate it ever because it’s literally the most disgusting sound i’ve ever heard lol

i’m feeling really angry today

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

(via queersandshit)

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via hotboyproblems)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via sorry)

THIS SONG USED TO REMIND ME OF AN ENGLISH CLASS I TOOK IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT NOW IT JUST REMINDS ME OF YOU BECAUSE IT’S YOUR FAVORITE BAND

FUCK YOU

live blogging with willow in the morning

i found my glasses

i’m astounded they’re not broken too

BUT LIKE ON A SERIOUS NOT I HAVEN’T LOST MY GLASSES SINCE I WAS LIKE 13 AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY’RE NOT ON MY BEDSTAND LIKE I’VE JUST BEEN SLEEPING FOR THE LAST LIKE 14 HOURS????

note: i also woke up cuddling with the sweater i fell asleep in and a broken necklace that i spent like half an hour fixing but like holy shit for real i need my glasses so i can find my keys